#unlikelysequels

Some tweets from the #unlikelysequels

Some of them are funny and good. Some are bad. Some of them are pathetic attempts. Shows you how jobless people can get. Like me, who compiled this list.

SeanMBennett When Harry Left Sally #unlikelysequels

DedrickWelch #unlikelysequels When Harry Tweeted Sally

mo_ali Superman Goes Away Again #unlikelysequels

paddypan #unlikelysequels The Day the Earth got Bored and Went for a Walk

molcher Burn and Then Extinguish Quickly After Reading#unlikelysequels

ceggs Publish After Reading #unlikelysequels

jakjonsun Saving Private Ryan 2: Stuck in an elevator shaft#unlikelysequels

NON53N53 Shaving Private Ryan #unlikelysequels (bet you thought I was going to go for "Shaving Ryan's privates" didn't you you rude buggers!)

brumplum Reservoir Puppies #unlikelysequels

JimJimBinks #unlikelysequels The godfather of the princess bride of frankenstein must be crazy II

nocturnalie Apocalypse When? #unlikelysequels

willtompsett Met The Parents #unlikelysequels

KarlHeld Meet the Legal Guardians (works better)#unlikelysequels

tonynewquay star whores : the pimp strikes back#unlikelysequels

Satans_Thong #unlikelysequels Star Wars : Episode VII - A New Recession

gotapulse Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger #unlikelysequels

smokineddie #unlikelysequels Schindler's Shopping List

KrystalSim #unlikelysequels Schindler's Bucket List

kimshannon #unlikelysequels Schindler's Top Friends List

Hoecs #unlikelysequels Schindler's Phonebook

fosterroberts #unlikelysequels The 50 Year Old Sex Addict

DedrickWelch #unlikelysequels Saturday The 14

TomGriffola #unlikelysequels Black Hawk Fixed and Back In Service

streamertyer #unlikelysequels You've Got Tweet

james_gilbert #unlikelysequels You've got spam

karatex #unlikelysequels Ei8ht

Bruno108 Juno 2 - Pregnant Again #unlikelysequels

lebout @ncguk Love, Possibly #unlikelysequels

ian_Wright #unlikelysequels one swineflu over the cuckoos nest

nicktheowl #unlikelysequels II Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

bashed Majority Report #unlikelysequels

piginthepoke #unlikelysequels A fist full of Euros

ceggs The Andromeda Groin Strain #unlikelysequels

HuskyJon97X #unlikelysequels Ferris Bueler Laid off :)

niceguyjim Ferris Bueller's Mid-Life Crisis #unlikelysequels

Bruno108 The Notebook 2 - Looking for a laptop#unlikelysequels

Shanster8 The (Mac) Notebook #unlikelysequels

gpb_1 The Lion, The Witch and the Ikea Wardrobe, where four children search for their parents who are lost in a furniture store#unlikelysequels

nmau Toy Story 4: The Adult toys come to play #unlikelysequels

llebecire #unlikelysequels Hiding Nemo

Nextman305 Live free Stay hard..Bruce Willis on Viagra#unlikelysequels

jo_xoxo The Bourne Redundancy #unlikelysequels

gotapulse Snoring in Seattle #unlikelysequels

gau3 @roshnimo It rains elsewhere too? Speaking of#unlikelysequels Jobless in Seatlte. Make that #likelysequels

fosterroberts #unlikelysequels No Continent for Old Men

AlexDScott #unlikelysequels Some Like It Climate Controlled

iwrotethis #unlikelysequels Snakes on a Curvature

tonycowards Snakes on a Spaceship #unlikelysequels

egobillot RT@RajaSen #unlikelysequels Snacks On A Plane.

AmberAusten More Snakes On Another Plane #unlikelysequels

bashed Four more weddings, another funeral and a couple of divorces #unlikelysequels

abhimanyu_a Prabhu Chawla/Manmohan Singh (Frost/Nixon)#unlikelysequels

RajaSen #unlikelysequels Revenge Of The Lambs: Silent No More

dawnington #unlikelysequels The Italian Blow Job

georgeantunes Rambo 5-10: Dude, Where the Fuck Is Bin Laden?#unlikelysequels

ReverendHackett: "Defrost/Nixon"#unlikelysequels

JennyWorsley Willy Wonka and the credit crunch#unlikelysequels

cheesymac Independence Day 2: McAfee VirusScan#unlikelysequels

AmberAusten #unlikelysequels The Curious Case of Benjamin Franklin (via @ageekmom)

sarahtonner XX Men: Origins of sex chromosomal mutations#unlikelysequels

willingthrall @AmberAusten #unlikelysequels Twelve Even Angrier Men

chupchaap Ram Gopal Verma ne Fir Lagayi Aag#unlikelysequels

thejestersdead #unlikelysequels please remind me what you did last summer

adropintheocean #unlikelysequels I no longer know what you did last summer

Barbara_Scorp I Did You Last Summer #unlikelysequels

The Movie Graph

Unfortunately, I don't have the patience to sit for about two and half hours of poop just to appreciate 30 odd minutes of the classic movies.

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What do I have to do to go to the library

Interesting facts from the LOTR

1. Arwen ( Daughter of Elrond ) is 2690 years older than Aragorn. Arwen was born in year T.A. 241 while Aragorn was born in T.A. 2931
2. Lady Galadriel of Lórien is the Mother-In-Law of Elrond. Elrond married Celebrían, the daughter of Galadriel.
3. Peregrin Took ( Pippin ) named his son Faramir.
4. Faramir ( Son of Denethor - the Steward of Gondor ) and Samwise were born in the same year. Frodo is 15 years older than both of them.
5. Samwise was the Mayor of The Shire after Frodo for 7 terms. That is 49 years.
6. Aragorn served under both Ecthelion II ( the father of Denethor ) and Thengel ( father of Théoden - King of Rohan ) as the Chief Captain of their armies. Back then, he was known by the name of "Thorongil". He also had lots of other names like "Estel" ( Quenya for 'Hope' - given by Elrond ). ( More Info )
7. Frodo and company leave the shire 17 years after Bilbo's farewell speech. In those 17 years - Gandalf contacts Aragorn to try and capture Gollum, Gollum is captured and they leave him as a prisoner with the Elves. But, he/it escapes cunningly. That IS the reason Legolas comes to Rivindell - to explain how and why he/it got away.
8. Only seven people have ever used The One Ring. Sauron, Isildur, Gollum ( Sméagol ),Bilbo, Frodo, Tom Bombadil and Samwise.
9. Of the three Rings that were made for the Elves, One was possesed by Elrond and one by Galadriel. The third one was with Gandalf. (More Info)
   
10. Gandalf's real name is Mithrandir meaning "The Grey Pilgrim". Saruman's real name is Eldar Curunír meaning "The Man of Skill". The wizards are called "Istari" ( meaning "wise ones" in the elven tounge of Quenya) There are only 5 of them. ( The other three being Radagast, Alatar and Pallando ) They came from the Undying Lands located beyond the sea. Look at the map. These people were forbidden to fight Sauron directly.

Here's an interesting one. Though it's not from The LOTR. Sauron is one of the innumerable spirits created by Eru . He is of the same race as the wizards but of far higher order. ( More info )

Do you know any other interesting ones ?