Saturday, 14 November 2009

The adjective deprivation


Despite the magnitude of how good something is people tend to use the one word - Awesome. However they end up conveying the magnitude by varying stress and length of syllables. Here is a trend that I observed:
  • Awesome means something is good.
  • Aaaawwesome means it is better than good.
  • A stress on 's' with a ridiculously elongated 'o' means it is extremely good.
One thing that bothers me most is that some people are even coming up with weird spellings for The word. For example, "aahhsum!". Other variants include usage of additional alphabet from the set [a,s,m] and more exclamation marks for added effect. These guys channel all their excitement into spelling the word. How disturbing the spelling is depends on how impressed the person is. Pff. Miserable.

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Random Facts

Some interesting/funny/strange facts (in no particular order) from the realm of Science.
  1. Avogadro, the Italian who proved that two equal volumes of gases at the same pressure and temperature contain the same number of molecules, had a splendid name of Lorenzo Romano Amadeo Carlo Avogadro, Count of Quarequa and Correto.
  2. Mandeleyev was said to have been inspired by the card game of Solitaire in inventing the Periodic Table.
  3. Max Planck was often very unlucky in life. His beloved first wife died early. The younger of the two sons was killed in WW-I. Both of his sisters died in childbirth. In 1944 an Allied bomb fell on his house and he lost everything - papers, diaries, a lifetime of accumulations. The following year his other son was caught in a conspiracy to assassinate Hitler and executed.
  4. If you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 x 10^8 joules of potential energy - enough to explode with the force of 30 very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point.
  5. Edwin Hubble was very athletic in his childhood. At a single high-school track meeting in 1906, he won the pole vault, shot-put, discus, hammer throw, high jump and was on the winning mile relay team. He set a state record in High-Jump in Illinois
  6. After Edwin Hubble died of a heart attack in 1953, his wife declined to have a funeral and never revealed what she did with his body. For a memorial of the greatest astronomer of the century, you must look into the skies at the Hubble Space Telescope.
  7. Physicists are notoriously scornful of scientists from other fields. When the great Austrian physicist Wolfgang Pauli's wife left him for a chemist, 'Had she taken a bullfighter I would have understood. But a chemist ... ?' he rmarked in wonder to a friend. Rutherford suggested that 'All science is either physics or stamp collecting'. The irony is that his award of the Nobel Prize in 1908 was in Chemistry, not Physics.
  8. The Picture of an atom that nearly everybody has in mind is of an electron or two flying around a nucleus, like planets orbiting a sun. This image was created in 1904 by a Japanese physicist named Hantaro Nagaoka. CERN still uses Nagaoka's image as the logo on its website.
  9. Niels Bohr had an idea about the structure of the atom so exciting that he postponed his honeymoon to write what became a landmark paper.
  10. Tim Berneers-Lee invented the WWW while working for CERN. It was a by-product.
  11. Francium is so rare that it is thought that our entire planet may contain, at any given moment, fewer that twenty francium atoms.
  12. Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln were born on the same day - 12th February, 1809.
  13. Darwin's The Origin of Species was originaly titled On the Orgin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life
  14. Modern human beings, genetically, are 98.4% identical to modern Chimpanzees.
  15. Tokyo is known to be in the meeting point of 3 tectonic plates. The Great Kanto earthquake in 1923, with a magnitude of 8.3, killed about 200,000 people out of 3 million in the city. Tokyo is now harbouring 30 million people. If such an earthquake occurs again, the potential economic cost could be as high as $7 trillion. Dare to think how many will die.
All these points were taken from the book A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson. The book is impressive. Full of strange facts and interesting findings. Very short biographies of great scientists those who worked in many departments, those who searched for the clues of life deep under the ground to high above in the heavens. As John Waller from the Guardian says about the book, "It's hard to imagine a better rough guide to science".

Monday, 11 May 2009

#unlikelysequels

Some tweets from the #unlikelysequels

Some of them are funny and good. Some are bad. Some of them are pathetic attempts. Shows you how jobless people can get. Like me, who compiled this list.

SeanMBennett When Harry Left Sally #unlikelysequels

DedrickWelch #unlikelysequels When Harry Tweeted Sally

mo_ali Superman Goes Away Again #unlikelysequels

paddypan #unlikelysequels The Day the Earth got Bored and Went for a Walk

molcher Burn and Then Extinguish Quickly After Reading#unlikelysequels

ceggs Publish After Reading #unlikelysequels

jakjonsun Saving Private Ryan 2: Stuck in an elevator shaft#unlikelysequels

NON53N53 Shaving Private Ryan #unlikelysequels (bet you thought I was going to go for "Shaving Ryan's privates" didn't you you rude buggers!)

brumplum Reservoir Puppies #unlikelysequels

JimJimBinks #unlikelysequels The godfather of the princess bride of frankenstein must be crazy II

nocturnalie Apocalypse When? #unlikelysequels

willtompsett Met The Parents #unlikelysequels

KarlHeld Meet the Legal Guardians (works better)#unlikelysequels

tonynewquay star whores : the pimp strikes back#unlikelysequels

Satans_Thong #unlikelysequels Star Wars : Episode VII - A New Recession

gotapulse Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger #unlikelysequels

smokineddie #unlikelysequels Schindler's Shopping List

KrystalSim #unlikelysequels Schindler's Bucket List

kimshannon #unlikelysequels Schindler's Top Friends List

Hoecs #unlikelysequels Schindler's Phonebook

fosterroberts #unlikelysequels The 50 Year Old Sex Addict

DedrickWelch #unlikelysequels Saturday The 14

TomGriffola #unlikelysequels Black Hawk Fixed and Back In Service

streamertyer #unlikelysequels You've Got Tweet



Bruno108 Juno 2 - Pregnant Again #unlikelysequels

lebout @ncguk Love, Possibly #unlikelysequels

ian_Wright #unlikelysequels one swineflu over the cuckoos nest

nicktheowl #unlikelysequels II Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

bashed Majority Report #unlikelysequels

piginthepoke #unlikelysequels A fist full of Euros

ceggs The Andromeda Groin Strain #unlikelysequels

HuskyJon97X #unlikelysequels Ferris Bueler Laid off :)

niceguyjim Ferris Bueller's Mid-Life Crisis #unlikelysequels

Bruno108 The Notebook 2 - Looking for a laptop#unlikelysequels

Shanster8 The (Mac) Notebook #unlikelysequels

gpb_1 The Lion, The Witch and the Ikea Wardrobe, where four children search for their parents who are lost in a furniture store#unlikelysequels

nmau Toy Story 4: The Adult toys come to play #unlikelysequels


Nextman305 Live free Stay hard..Bruce Willis on Viagra#unlikelysequels

jo_xoxo The Bourne Redundancy #unlikelysequels

gotapulse Snoring in Seattle #unlikelysequels

gau3 @roshnimo It rains elsewhere too? Speaking of#unlikelysequels Jobless in Seatlte. Make that #likelysequels

fosterroberts #unlikelysequels No Continent for Old Men

AlexDScott #unlikelysequels Some Like It Climate Controlled

iwrotethis #unlikelysequels Snakes on a Curvature

tonycowards Snakes on a Spaceship #unlikelysequels

egobillot RT@RajaSen #unlikelysequels Snacks On A Plane.

AmberAusten More Snakes On Another Plane #unlikelysequels

bashed Four more weddings, another funeral and a couple of divorces #unlikelysequels

abhimanyu_a Prabhu Chawla/Manmohan Singh (Frost/Nixon)#unlikelysequels

RajaSen #unlikelysequels Revenge Of The Lambs: Silent No More

dawnington #unlikelysequels The Italian Blow Job

georgeantunes Rambo 5-10: Dude, Where the Fuck Is Bin Laden?#unlikelysequels


JennyWorsley Willy Wonka and the credit crunch#unlikelysequels

cheesymac Independence Day 2: McAfee VirusScan#unlikelysequels

AmberAusten #unlikelysequels The Curious Case of Benjamin Franklin (via @ageekmom)

sarahtonner XX Men: Origins of sex chromosomal mutations#unlikelysequels

willingthrall @AmberAusten #unlikelysequels Twelve Even Angrier Men

chupchaap Ram Gopal Verma ne Fir Lagayi Aag#unlikelysequels

thejestersdead #unlikelysequels please remind me what you did last summer

adropintheocean #unlikelysequels I no longer know what you did last summer

Barbara_Scorp I Did You Last Summer #unlikelysequels